Writing Prompt: What if ____?

What if Krishnan forgets to come wish me luck on my DBQ?

I'll tell you what would happen. I would succumb to the pressure of failure, let hysterics corrupt me, leak tears onto the floor, flood the entire school, and everything would freeze. Thus we would all be trapped for the entirety of winter break.

OR (since everyone knows you can't really drown in tears) I would simply fail my DBQ and my APUSH grade would plummet, followed by my GPA, I would never get into college and no one would hear my dissertation on the value of grapenuts (or some other superfood) and how they would help humanity survive past extinction. Thus everyone would die of heart disease.

OR (since I don't actually know the value of eating grapenuts) I would become so upset and angry that I would spend all my energy building a stockpile of nuclear missiles to launch at Cambridge and everyone would think they had come from the Middle East and a global nuclear war would ensue and the radiation would spread past our galaxy. Thus the universe would cease to exist.

OR I would just get impatient and go find him. But probably not.