He's Never Made Toast

[6:51:25 PM] Me: you need to learn how to make food appear on your plate w/o your mother
[6:51:31 PM] B: yeah
[6:51:33 PM] B: its called
[6:51:36 PM] B: marriage

Me: What's your definition of 'studly'?

B: It starts with a 'B' and ends with a 'Radley'.

Me: Boo Radley!